No Sex Please – It’s Christmas (Comedy) – 6th – 10th August 2019

Christmas comes early to Skipton this year with this early taster of holiday fun.

It’s Christmas Eve, and Broadbent, a developer and builder, has invited prospective buyers, Fred and Gladys McNicoll, to spend the holidays in “THE HOUSE OF THE FUTURE”, in the hopes that the “spirit of the season” will close the deal. Broadbent has pulled out all the stops. The house is totally decorated for the holidays, a personal chef, Sue Johnson, has been hired to prepare a gourmet dinner, and Broadbent has even bribed two members of his staff, Casey Cody and Ben Adams, to pose as a married couple, who are renting the house, so they can extol its virtues and explain how everything works.

HOWEVER…that’s the problem, nothing does. The self-cleaning bathroom, central trash disposal units, automatic closets, hidden telephones and his masterpiece, “The Personal Ion Chamber,” all have some serious glitches.

Will hen-pecked Fred and overbearing Gladys sign the contract, or will the Christmas Eve shenanigans ruin Broadbent’s dream of off-loading this huge “White Elephant?” This “Naughty but Nice” Christmas play will have you ho-ho-ho’ing till the very end!

Please note that this is an additional play to our 2017/18 season and is not part of our membership subscription plan.

Useful Information

Skipton Little Theatre operates a strict no latecomers or re-admittance policy for our shows. This is due to the intimate nature of our theatre space and is, therefore, for the benefit of the actors or performers on stage and audience.

Tickets can be booked through the online booking system.

When booking, please let us know if you have any special requirements and we will do our best to accommodate you. We are wheelchair accessible, please advise when booking.

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